Friday, July 29, 2005

Seriousgamer, your on the clock.

Yes, it has come to this. Everyone by now, knows who seriousgamer007 is, and the kind of games that he plays(I have my personal thoughts on him, but I'll try and not let it mar this post) with his readers.

Much like in Aesop's famous "The boy who cried wolf", seriousgamer has made cries of "Revolution!", and everytime he does, people run to his blog, only to be told; "I'm sorry, your Revolution is in another castle. Come back on Thursday to get the REAL news"

After a supposed "legal threat" scare, he has come back, in full force, claiming all sorts of fancifull things that have Nintendo fans, foaming at the mouth. Now, after having lured people back to his site with claims of A Nintendo machine as powerfull as both the PS3/360 combined, he is telling everyone that visit's his site, that this weekend;

"Another Piece of the Puzzle will be Revealed. I will give you something that is Incomprehensible."~Seriousgamer007

I say great. After countless delays, fake pictures, poems of Nintendo glory, and (supposed) legal trouble, your finally going to reveal "something that is Incomprehensible". That means, your on the clock seriousgamer. If nothing new is produced this weekend, your finished. No more "phone calls", no more "legal trouble, no more EXCUSES. It's time to put up, or shut up, becuase I'll tell you this;

We Nintendo fans can sure as hell comprehend Bullshit.


Blogger Kevin said...

Actually at lease about 50% of Nintendo fans on like GameFaqs and GameSpot believe this bozo. Though I am certain he is fake I do check his log every day as at the very least it's a bit entertaining. He gives hope for the Revolution. Do I think a Visor is coming and a 4 Terraflop console? Absolutely NOT! I never believed in him at all.

I think it's time for Nintendo to give it's starving to death fan base a piece of the Revolution. At lease a sample of a game or something... ANYTHING. When it comes to this stuff I grow very impatient. It's hard for me to just sit there and wait. I mean the Revolution was revealed over a year ago and all we got was a square box. Truthseeker I don't know if you keep tabs on the Xbox 360 at all but let me tell you. Microsoft has gotten and I'm not even exaggerating every good Japanese developer working for them and every good American developer working for them. I saw over 70 unique games already. There are already more 360 games that I like then the Xbox has now. Check more on that at and check the forums for ALL 360 news.

The main point is I'm dyeing here. I grew up around Nintendo watching it become the god of gaming to crumble before the mighty Sony. Then Nintendo speaks ever so amazing words of a Revolution and a change in gaming and all we get is a friggin black painted CD-Rom drive and a 9 second clip on Metroid Prime 3 running on GameCube hardware. Why the heck is Nintendo pulling this crapola? Surely they can show us SOMETHING without spoiling the controller. I am even beginning to wonder if the Big N has nothing to show after all and the Revolution shown at E3 was all they have. Even the display and logos for the Revolution where plainish. Just doesn't seem to be Nintendo's style. I WANT MY REVOLUTION!!! -Looks For My On Visor- YES I SAID ON!!!!!!!!111

9:44 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Also another thing, how do you know SeriousGamer007 was REALLY threatened with legal action? He could have lied about that to make it look like he does indeed know something about Revolution. He probably never got threatened and made up the story. He just wants attention and I suggest we find away to stop his blog...

*Cough* -Spam His Email- *Cough*

That may sound cruel but if he deserves it for lyeing to thousands of people.

10:06 PM  
Blogger Praxis said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Bruce @ Emagin threatened him with legal action for causing the spam of his phone at his business ;)

Anyway, on another board I ran a list of various things he said in the order he said them.

I'll repost it here.

"Nintendo if you are reading this it is (speculation and I am lying). If you are not Nintendo or are threatening legal action of any sort then it is (a little bit more than speculation)."


"Thank you for all the people that come here from Yahoo Finance but understand this site is not in any way liable for your investment and I have no inside knowledge that should sway your decision."

"I am 99.9% sure I am right and the information is factual. .1% is left for speculation. Believe"

Get that? The site is ALL speculation and there is NO inside knowledge. But 0.1% is speculation and 99.9% is fact.

"When I first saw it my jaw dropped. How could this be. After seeing the Revolution I realized once again why I was a Nintendo loyalist."

Um, the site is speculation, yet he's SEEN the Revolution?

He starts giving out numbers for the Revolution, then says:
"All Speculation of course."
again. But he just said he was 99.9% right!

Then he posts these pictures that are likely ripped from DeviantArt or someplace just like his Xenias ones.

9:00 AM  
Blogger Gamephoria said...

Kevin-You like to talk don't you? And it hasn't been a year since Revolution was revealed in box form, it's only been 2 months. And we have no idea what's going on inside NOA or NCL, so you can't make any claims about what Nintendo is doing.

praxis- Yes, I have yet to figure out Serious' gamers logic. But his pictures didn't come from deviant art. His Xenias pictures were from an ATI tech demo.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Praxis said...

Not quite.

His Xenias pictures with the ARMY were from an ATi tech demo.

However, he also posted these two pictures, ripped straight from deviantart:

9:11 AM  
Blogger RawmeatCowboy said...

3:00 PM  
Blogger dsfreak said...

in his Who is developing the Visor for Nintendo? post, the who we dont speak of is Microsoft. Why would they want screw their own console?

10:25 AM  
Blogger Gamephoria said...

DSfreak- now what leads you to believe that he's referring to Microsoft in that situation?

9:10 PM  
Blogger Seriouscoder357 said...

the 'Who' he is speaking of is eMagin ...
Everything he posts are desperate cries for attention.. total BS!!!...
However one of his off the wall guesses was right and could land eMagin in hot water for breaking their NDA with NCL.
I too have checked his blog daily but I'm starting to get sick of it...
He is obviously very young because he actually thinks Microsoft is good at Operating Systems >:D!!
And even after he's been busted for trying to pass off the ATI Tech Demo as Revolution-AI he's still talking stupidity about 1000 enemies onscreen...
oh and BTW on the subject of Micro$oft and Operating Systems...

He is an Orphan;
But he is not Alone.

He is only 14 Years Old;
But he is very Wise.

He has traveled the World;
But he has never left his Home.

SCEA is just his Messenger;
Their Machine is just his Figurehead.

Partners will become Competitors.
Unforeseen Alliances will Form.
The 2nd Evil Empire will Fall.

A Real Revolution begins late 2006...

Be not Afraid;
He is Your Humble Servant.

Join the Revolution!!

10:42 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

I still believe that the ON vieo is real.

12:58 AM  

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